My Pride Had Been Starched

My Great Blessing Is My Son, But I Have Daughters. I Have White Ones And Black Ones And Fat Ones And Thin Ones And Pretty Ones And Plain. I Have Gay Ones And Straight. I Have Daughters. I Have Asian Ones, I Have Jewish Ones, I Have Muslim Ones.

If Men Are God's Gift To Women, Then God Must Really Love Gag Gifts.

I Am Overwhelmed By The Grace And Persistence Of My People.

Someone Was Hurt Before You, Wronged Before You, Hungry Before You, Frightened Before You, Beaten Before You, Humiliated Before You, Raped Before You... Yet, Someone Survived... You Can Do Anything You Choose To Do.

Moderation In All Things. And Even Moderation In Moderation. Don't Get Too Much Moderation, You Know?