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Herman Cain Has Suspended His Presidential Campaign, But He Has Asked The Secret Service If They Could Continue To Provide Him Protection, At Least Until His Wife Cools Off.

Bush Met With Former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter Is 76 Years Old, Or As Democrats Call Him 'their Bright New Star Of The Future.'

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.

Valentine's Day Money-saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th.