My Past Is A Bit

I Never Said I Wanted To Be Around For A Long Time. I Always Said I Wanted To Be Here For A Good Time.

Athletes And Musicians Make Astronomical Amounts Of Money. People Get Paid $100 Million To Throw A Baseball! Shouldn't We All Take Less And Pass Some Of That Money Onto Others? Think About Firefighters, Teachers And Policemen. We Should Celebrate People That Are Intellectually Smart And Trying To Make This World A Better Place.

There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since I've Been Around, There's Always Been One Of Him.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

I Always Say Getting Married Was A Ball. I Had A Blast Getting Married. Loved It So Much I Got Married Six Or Seven Times Or Whatever It Was.