My Parents Were Sixty Years

I Don't Work To Any Commissions. I Do What I Want To Do.

If There Is A Heaven, Jane Austen Is Sitting In A Small Room With Mother Teresa And Princess Diana, Listening To Duran Duran, Forever. If There's A Hell, She's Standing.

She'd Tried Her Hand At Most Things, But Drew The Line At Honesty.

It's Great Meeting Children Because You Never Know What They Will Say.

I Wasn't Even Aware Of The Year Of The Family. I Couldn't Give A Toss. These Things - The Year Of The Family, The Year Of The Three-legged Dog. I Think It's All Trash.