My Mother's Career Was Over

I Like Having Written Better Than I Like Having Acted.

I Have A Girlfriend Who Talks Like That All The Time. Who Constantly Complain About Their Periods And Plumbing And Stuff.

I Guess I Could Debra Winger In Any Number Of Things. She's So Luminous - It's A Birth Defect.

The Parrots Are Great. They Do Something I Refer To As "the Phone Call From Venus." They Repeat All My Phone Conversations. It Can Very Annoying - Like Having A Lot Of Children In The House Screaming.

Females Get Hired Along Procreative Lines. After 40, We're Kind Of Cooked.