My Mother Insisted That Her

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

That To Me Is The Way Any Good Romantic Would Look At His Life: Live It First, Then Write It Down Before You Go.

We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

There's No 'dumb-ass' Vaccine.