My Most Important Rule Is

I Left Advertising As Fast As I Could In 1961. And I Haven't Ever Thought About Going Back.

Skip The Boring Parts.

I Spent Most Of My Dough On Booze, Broads And Boats And The Rest I Wasted.

After 58 Years You'd Think Writing Would Get Easier. It Doesn't. If You're Lucky, You Become Harder To Please. That's All Right, It's Still A Pleasure.

I Try To Leave Out The Parts Readers Skip.