My Mantra Is: Put Your

Bruce Reid Is Not The Worst Batsman There Is At International Level But Those Who Are Worse Would Not Need To Hire The Myer Music Bowl To Hold A Convention.

A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece Of Earth With Some Buildings Around It.

The Slow-motion Replay Doesn't Show How Fast The Ball Was Really Travelling.

It Was Sad Leaving The Bbc; Not Quite Like Being Divorced, But You Don't Leave After A Period Stretching From 1960 To 1999 Without Feeling A Certain Number Of Pangs.

When My Hair Is Long Enough To Be Cut, I Go To My Wife's Hairdresser, And She Generally Pays For It.