My Main Goal Is To

I Don't Write Material. Funny Things Happen To Me In The Course Of A Day, And I Just Make Notes.

What? Okay, Back Up. How In The Hell Do You 'turn Up Missing'?

Almost Anything Can Be Funny If Said The Right Way - But It Has To Be Said The Right Way.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.

There's So Much You Can Achieve With A Launching Pad Like Stand-up Comedy. You Can Literally Go From Acting To Hosting To Being A Personality.