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I Don't Plan [my Recordings], I Really Don't. It's So Spontaneous I Wish All Rock Lovers And Rock Journalist Could Witness A Ted Nugent Recording Session. It Is So Primal, It's Like Idiot Kids In The Garage With Their First Loud Amplifiers, Its Intoxicating, It Is Irreverent, It Is Uninhibited.

I'm Healthy, Have A Loving And Adorable Family, Great Hunting Dogs, A Gravity Defying Musical Career And Most Importantly, Fuzzy-headed Idiots Hate Me.

I Can Hear Her Thunder, She's Coming After Me, Thunder Thighs.

Whenever I Donate A Hunting Trip For The Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald Mcdonald Cancer House, All These Children's Charities, I Offer The Anti-hunters An Opportunity: If You Donate More To The Children's Charity Than The Hunters Donate We Won't Go Hunting.

If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine Are Defective.