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I Don't Mind Assholes. It's The Dork I Don't Trust. The Dork Is The One Who's Trying To Be Whatever He Thinks You Want Him To Be. I Trust The Asshole Cause You Know Where He's Gonna Stand.

Maybe The Honorable Thing For Our Species To Do Is Deny Our Programming, Stop Reproducing, Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction, One Last Midnight, Brothers And Sisters Opting Out Of A Raw Deal.

I Had A Van That I Customized So I Could Basically Live Out Of That While I Traveled And Then I Graduated To An Airstream. I've Got Three Airstreams Now And They're All Customized Different Ways. The Good Thing About Those Is There's Not Enough Square Footage To Blow All Your Money.

See, 'a Time To Kill' Was The One I Got Famous Off Of. Big Ka-boom, Over One Weekend. After That, I Did Films That I Really Wanted To Do.

My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The Fridge On Sunday Night And Improvising A Great Medley.