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I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

He Has A 5 Year Plan... What Is It, Don't Die?

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

I've Been Called A Moron Since I Was About Four. My Father Called Me A Moron. My Grandfather Said I Was A Moron. And A Lot Of Times When I'm Driving, I Hear I'm A Moron. I Like Being A Moron.

I Don't Know What Drives Me To Succeed.