My Investments Have Been Hurt.

The Maintenance Man Is Moving The Thermostat In Our Office Today. I Started Talking With Him About The

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.