My Husband Was A Pilot.

Watch Out Fer These Fellers Around Here. It Ain't Safe Fer A Pretty Girl. Why, I Had One Just Now Tell Me I Looked Like A Breath Of Spring. Well, He Didn't Use Them Words, Exactly. He Said I Looked Like The End Of A Hard Winter.

Elvis Couldn't Leave The Hotel Except Under Heavy Guard. It Was Incredible How They Went Wild Over Him.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

Roy Acuff Was The First Country Music Star To Buy A Home In A Fashionable Section Of Nashville. The Real Estate Man Said, 'mr. Acuff, How Do You Plan To Take Care Of This?' Since The House Was Very Expensive At The Time. Roy Said, 'would Cash Be All Right?'

My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.