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Why Has A Religious Turn Of Mind Always A Tendency To Narrow And Harden The Heart?

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Affliction's Sons Are Brothers In Distress; A Brother To Relieve, How Exquisite The Bliss!

When Matters Are Desperate We Must Put On A Desperate Face.

Burns' Hog-weighing Method: (1) Get A Perfectly Symmetrical Plank And Balance It Across A Sawhorse. (2) Put The Hog On One End Of The Plank. (3) Pile Rocks On The Other End Until The Plank Is Again Perfectly Balanced. (4) Carefully Guess The Weight Of The Rocks.