My Greatest Work Comes In

I Read A Funny Story About How The Republicans Freed The Slaves. The Republicans Are The Ones Who Created Slavery By Law In The 1600's. Abraham Lincoln Freed The Slaves And He Was Not A Republican.

My Greatest Work Comes In The Community.

I Have To Admit I Didn't Do As Much As I Should Have Back When I Was Mayor, But Now We're Getting It Done. It's Not Where You've Been But Where You're Going.

I Am A Great Mayor; I Am An Upstanding Christian Man; I Am An Intelligent Man; I Am A Deeply Educated Man; I Am A Humble Man.

People Blame Me Because These Water Mains Break, But I Ask You, If The Water Mains Didn't Break, Would It Be My Responsibility To Fix Them Then? Would It!?!