My Grandpa Was A Preacher.

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

I Used To Always Sit In Church Looking Out The Windows At The Boys, Wondering If I Could Make An Excuse To Go Out And, You Know, Go To The Bathroom Because All The Outdoor Toilets. But Anyhow, I Was Only Going Out To See The Boys.

We're All Just A Bunch Of Sinners, But We Do The Best We Can.

I Think That All Creative People Are A Little Bit Nuts.

If Teardrops Were Pennies And Heartaches Were Gold, I'd Have All The Treasures My Pockets Could Hold.