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I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

Horseshoes Are Lucky. Horses Have Four Bits Of Lucky Nailed To Their Feet. They Should Be The Luckiest Animals In The World. They Should Rule The Country. They Should Win All Their Horse Races, At Least. 'in The Fifth Race Today, Every Single Horse Was First Equal...one Horse Threw A Shoe Came In Third...the Duck Was Ninth...and Five Ran.'

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!