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You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

For Me To Put A Look Together, If It's Going To Be A Boy Look Or A Girl Look Or Whatever, Is Quite A Tricky Thing To Do. I'm Not Doing Drag Because Drag Is Seen In A Certain Way And My Comedy Has Got Zero To Do With What I'm Wearing. I Could Wear An Elephant Suit And Say The Same Thing.

Drag For Me Is Costume, And What I'm Trying To Do Is, Sometimes I'll Go Around And Wear Makeup In The Streets, Turn Up To The Gig, Take The Makeup Off, Do The Show, And Then Put The Makeup Back On. It's The Inverse Of Drag. It's Not About Artifice. It's About Me Just Expressing Myself. So When I'm Campaigning In London For Politics, I Campaign With Makeup On And The Nails. It's Just What I Have On, Like Any Woman.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.