My Good Friends Call Me

I Make A Lot Of Money. I Can Take A Pay Cut. All My Friends Are Taking Pay Cuts That Are In The Unions, That Are - That Are Farming In Alabama Or Whatever It Is. I Can Surely Take A Pay Cut, Too, Not Cutting Down My Show Or - Or The People That Work For Me, I Can Take A Pay Cut.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I Think Generally I'm A Pretty Good Person If I Had To Grade Myself. Or Toot My Own Horn.

I've Got Friends Who Didn't Vote. I Want To Smack Them Upside The Head.

My Good Friends Call Me Bobby.