My Good Friends Call Me

As Far As My Street Cred Goes, I'll Always Have That, Because I Always Hang With The Kids. I'll Jump Right Off The Stage And Buy Them A Beer. I'll Be A Star On Stage, But I'll Always Hang With The Kids.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'

Make No Mistake: Bob Ritchie's Up Early In The Morning Taking Pictures Of His Son On The First Day Of His Senior Year. Kid Rock Is Passed Out In A Hotel Room Somewhere With Four Scantily-clad Women.

I've Got My Own Studio, So I Sit In My Studio Writing And If I Get A Great Take, That's The Take.

Chris Rock Is A Good Friend Of Mine, And He Is Hysterical.