My First Professional Job Was

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

Many Years Ago I Also Bought A House In Provence For About 70,000 Francs. It Had No Electricity Or Running Water, And No Road Leading To The House, But Gradually We Made Improvements. It's My Escape And I Love It.

I Get To Be The First Doctor In The Family [because Of The Honorary Degree They're Giving Me].

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.