My First Instrument Was Actually

I'm Not Into Albums That Are Meant To Sound Perfect.

There's Some Things In Life That You Really Consider To Be Priceless.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, But Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

Once I Got Into Punk Rock, I Started Mail-ordering Albums, Because A Lot Of The Record Stores In My Area Didn't Carry The Punk Bands From England Or Sweden Or Chicago Or Los Angeles

At School Where You A Dunce Or A Teacher's Pet? All Of The Above. I Was Stupid So They Thought I Was Cute.