My Father Was Swallowed Alive

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

The Fact That You're Friends Doesn't Necessarily Equate To Great Chemistry.

When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.

He Has Such A Clear Vision Of Exactly What He Wanted Out Of Each Character, Out Of Each Set, Out Of Each Wardrobe Change, Out Of Each Emotional Beat, And Action.

But If You Do, Then It's A High Class Problem To Have. And If You Do, You're The Architect Of That Problem. There's No One Else To Blame But Yourself. You've Kept Doing The Same Kinds Of Movies And That's What They Want To See.