My Father Was Swallowed Alive

I'm Terrified That I'm Genetically Predisposed To Only Having Boys. That's Frightening. By The Time I Was 10 Years Old, And I'm Not Exaggerating, I Knew How To Patch Drywall.

I Don't Get A Lot Of Romantic Comedy Scripts.

When I'm Not Training For A Movie, It's More Relaxed. I Do A Lot Of Running. Usually I'll Run Four To Six Miles About Three Times A Week. You Try To Eat Right, But You Don't Always.

There Are 7 Billion People On The Planet. Pretty Much Everyone Is Doing Sex. It's Not Like You Need To Order The "baby-starter Kit" On Amazon. Instincts Will Come To You At The Weirdest Places And Times.

I Remember Being Upset Because I Was Finally Legal To Drink In Canada, And I Decided To Throw That All Away And Move To America, Where I Had To Wait Another Two Years. I Came Here To Do Improv And To Try To Join The Groundlings.