My Father Was Swallowed Alive

Every Time I Hangout With Sandra Bullock I Think I Want To Be Her. I Want To Be Married To Jesse James.

We Might Be Too Proud To Admit It As Guys, But We Still Need To Learn How To Manage Responsibility, How To Face Our Challenges.

Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.

I've Had The Pretty Good Fortune Of Working With Some Decent Guys And Gals.

I'm Sure I Have A Lot To Atone For, If There Is A Judgment Day. It's Gonna Be A Long List For Me. It Goes Right Up Until I Was About 18 And Then I Sort Of Straightened Out.