My Father Was Adamant In

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.