My Father Has A High

I Would Never Get Married While My Father Is Still Alive Because I Wouldn't Want Him To Walk Me Down The Aisle.

I Met My First Midget In Mexico, And He Was A Waiter With A Sombrero On His Head, Filled With Chips And Salsa. Like I Was Gonna Let That Guy Get Away - I Don't Think So.

It Always Freaks Me Out When I Go To A Sushi Place And There's A Mexican.

The Only Reason I Think I Would Marry A Foreigner Would Be To Have Kids With Weird Accents.

One Of My Girlfriends Was Getting Married. This Was Becoming An Annoying Pattern.