My Entire Life Has Been

Show Me Any Top Entertainer Or Top Business Executive, And I'll Show You A Guy Who Has Mapped Out His Life From The Very Start.

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

The Democratic Party Of California Is Ready To Sponsor Me. All I Have To Do Is Find The Right Office To Run For.

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.