My Earliest Memory? Trying To

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.

I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short Hair. I Feel Like An Alien!

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.