My Driving Record Is Not

There's This False Notion That This Is A Regional Phenomenon, When In Fact Every State In The Union Has Hardcore Rednecks. No Exceptions.

A Bonus, Being A Writer, Is That The True-life Source Material Is Fabulously Bizarre. There's So Much Corruption, Violence And Free-floating Depravity That The Well Never Runs Dry, Whether You're A Novelist, A Journalist, Or Both.

I Think It's Always Good For The Author To Stay A Good Cattle Prod's Distance From The Actual Moviemaking.

There's So Much Hate That We Direct Externally That We Forget We Have Our Own Psychos. But That's The Role Of The Satirist - You Have To Examine Your Own Country And Say, Look!

Mickey Cray Had Been Out Of Work Ever Since A Dead Iguana Fell From A Palm Tree And Hit Him On The Head.