My Dream Was Maybe Someday,

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

Every So Often, There Is An Article Saying The Old Kind Of Talk Show Isn't Possible Now. In The Oldest Kind Of Talk Show, You Only Had The Choice Of That Or Two Other Channels!

I Have A Disturbing Problem With Losing Things. My Vulnerability To Loss-distress Could Properly Be Labeled Not Only Inordinate, But Neurotic.

It's Lamented That The Youth Get Their News From Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert. It's Lamentable That They Get More From Them Than From The News.