My Discrepancy With Children In

I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian. I Think He Is A Really Big Comedy Writer. He Writes Scripts. And I Just Follow Along.

I Met My Wife By Breaking Two Of My Rules: Never Date A Girl Seriously That You Meet At A Nightclub And Never Date A Fan.

People Do Not Realize This, But My Drug Addiction Was Actually A Short Span Of Time. It Was Only For Two Years.

I Never Used Needles, But I Was Into Heroin, Cocaine – Those Are The Things I’ll Never Touch Again.

As A Kid, I Liked The 'halloween' Movies And 'nightmare On Elm Street' And All That Kind Of Stuff. But As An Adult, I Really Don't Watch Much Horror, To Be Honest.