My Dad Was Like A

You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

Until Ace Ventura, No Actor Had Considered Talking Through His Ass.

I Feel Like I've Lived The Dream For Sure, I'm The Luckiest Guy In The World And I Never Forget That. I Always Feel Like I'm Proof Of Positive Thought And Manifestation, And That Faith Is More Important Than Talent. But If You Have Both You're Really Doing Something.

My Report Card Always Said, 'jim Finishes First And Then Disrupts The Other Students'.

Life Doesn't Happen To You, It Happens For You.