My Dad Was From Liverpool,

I've Been Frozen For 30 Years. I've Got To See If My Bits And Pieces Are Still Working.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

I Grew Up In Toronto And As Long As I Can Remember, As Long As There Was Cable, Even Those Old Cable Boxes That Were Wired To The Tv, There Have Been Bollywood Movies On Toronto Tv.

Once I Turned 35, I Got The Bonus Of Some Wisdom And Began To Accept Life On Its Own Terms.

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.