My Dad Cut My Hair

Looking Effortless Takes A Lot Of Effort. When I Get New Converse I Dedicate Some Time At Home To Shoving Mud On Them So They Don't Look Squeaky Clean.

It Was Genuinely Horrible. I Stopped Using Twitter For A While Because I Got So Much S**t About Being Anorexic. And Im Not.

My Relationship With Sartorial News Is Only What I Like.

We've Had Distressed Edges. We've Had Culottes. We've Had High Waisted Jeans, We've Seen The Heralding Of The New Bootcut Back Again. I'm So Sorry To Say This To You, But The Only Way Forward Is Ultra-hipsters, You Know? Like Super-low Cut, Low-rider Jeans, To The Extreme.

I Tend To Splurge On Fancy Dresses Because I Always Think I'll Get A Lot Of Wear Out Of Them, But It's False Logic. You Should Really Spend More Money On The Things You Wear Every Day, Like Jeans.