My Cat Is Not Insane,

No Matter What Else, We Have Love. Always Love.

Darius Didn't Have Any Trouble Finding The Street Cats Building. It Was A Cozy-looking Square Brick Building With Big Front Windows Crowded With Cat Stuff. I Made A Mental Note To Pick Up A Little Something For Nala From Their Gift Shop. My Cat Was Grumpy Enough Without Her Thinking That I'd Been Cheating On Her (translation: I Would Smell Like A Zillion Other Cats) And Hadn't Even Brought Her A Present.

It Was Like I Was Inside A Fishbowl In The Middle Of A Typhoon, And Everyone Else Was On The Outside Cluelessly Enjoying Lovely Weather.

If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's Going To Give You Trouble

Her, Cheer Up. Zoey's Grandma Didn't Say The Raven Mockers Actually Ate People. She Said They Just Picked Them Up With Their Humongous Beaks And Threw Them Against A Wall Or Whatever Over And Over Again Until Every Bone In Their Body Was Broken." - Aphrodite Lafonte