[my Breasts] Had A Pretty

What Kfc Does To 750 Million Chickens Each Year Is Not Civilized Or Acceptable, And You Can Help Change That. Cruelty Is Cruelty, And Kfc Is Being Cruel In The Extreme. I Am Calling For A Boycott Of All Kfc Restaurants Until My Friends At Peta Tell Me That You Have Agreed To Be Kinder In Your Practices.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

Eventually You Just Have To Realize That You're Living For An Audience Of One. I'm Not Here For Anyone Else's Approval.

I'm Kind Of Proud Of Myself. I've Been Able To Keep A Certain Grace About Me, Even In The Times Of Disgrace And Craziness.