Cholesterol Has Nothing To Do

The Real Issue, As Far As Democrats Are Concerned, Is The Number Of People Receiving Something From The Government. This Is Exactly What Franklin Delano Roosevelt Had In Mind When He Created This Monster. And Clinton Is Planning To Expand It Beyond Roosevelt's Wildest Dreams.

Drive-bys Want You To Think That Donald Trump Doesn't Have A Mind Of His Own. He's Either Doing What Steve Bannon Tells Him To Do Or He's Either Doing What Jared Kushner Tells Him To Do Or He's Then Doing What Gary Cohn Tells Him To Do, And Then Sometimes He Might Do What Ivanka Trump Tells Him To Do. They Want You To Believe He Doesn't Have A Mind Of His Own, That He Actually Believes The Last Thing Somebody Tells Him. I Don't Think That's How It Happened.

Everybody Wants Their Life To Mean Something, Whether It's A Conscious Awareness Or Not, And That's Why I've Always Known That The Way Liberals Sell Climate Change Works, Because They Tell People It's Their Fault But Then They Offer Them Redemption.

Socialism, Technically, Is When The Government Owns The Means Of Production. And They Don't Yet. I Mean They Own A Couple Car Companies And They're Mucking That Up. But Fascism Is Where The Private Sector Still Owns Businesses But The Government Runs It.

What We Need To Do Is Stop Global Warming; That's The Only Way To Stop Your Peanut Butter Cups From Melting... And If That Doesn't Do The Trick, Then Put Them In The Fridge... Or Better Yet, Eat Them.