[my Art Is] Capable Of

I Was Never Capable Of Being An Average Pupil. I Would Either Seem Refractory To Any Teaching And Give The Impression Of Being Completely Dumb Or I Would Fling Myself On My Work With A Frenzy, A Patience, And A Willingness To Learn That Astonished Everybody. But To Awaken My Zeal, It Was Necessary To Offer Me Something I Liked. Once My Appetite Had Been Whetted, I Became Ravenously Hungry.

To Be Interesting, One Has To Provoke.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

Every Morning Upon Awakening, I Experience A Supreme Pleasure: That Of Being Salvador Dali, And I Ask Myself, Wonderstruck, What Prodigious Thing Will He Do Today, This Salvador Dali.

I Believe That The Moment Is Near When By A Procedure Of Active Paranoiac Thought, It Will Be Possible To Systematize Confusion And Contribute To The Total Discrediting Of The World Of Reality.