My Ambition Is To Do

As Long As I Can Get Angry Then I Play Well. If I Play Well I Can Beat Everybody. I Am Happy Because I Am Getting Angry.

I Haven't Reported My Missing Credit Card To The Police Because Whoever Stole It Is Spending Less Than My Wife.

Sometimes I Feel Like Tap-dancing, Screeching, Unscrewing Light Bulbs, Pulling Curtains, Combing Hair, Doing Knee Bends, Handstands And Turning Somersaults Out There.

Federer Said Something Interesting Once. He Said That He Was Watching Rod Laver, And Me, And He Said He Was Trying To Copy Us And To Be Like Us. And That’s A Great Compliment For Us.

If You Have Confidence You Have Patience. Confidence, That Is Everything.