Music Wasn't Made To Make

Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through A Microscope.

When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.