Music Is The Soundtrack Of

Last Year I Had A Stroke. It Left Me In Bad Shape. I Had To Teach Myself How To Walk And Talk All Over Again. It Was A Long Hard Fight. My Speech Is Not Perfect But I'm Getting There.

The Faultless Formulas Of Television-the Ones That Last-are Simple.

I Don't Set Trends. I Just Find Out What They Are And Exploit Them.

Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?