Music Is A Thing That

For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's My Opinion.

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

I'm A Happy-go-lucky Character. I'm Not That Miserable. But I Can Never Let Anyone Into My World.

Just Because You Sell Lots Of Records It Doesn't Mean To Say You're Any Good. Look At Phil Collins.