Music Is A Thing That

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

My Kids Have Got To Work Themselves Around My Life, Not The Other Way. That's How Kids Become Brats, If You're There Staring At Them All The Time Going, 'are You Alright?'

You Can't Be A Mod And A Rocker. You Have To Choose Sides.

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

True Perfection Has To Be Imperfect. I Know That Sounds Foolish, But It's True.