Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

We Are All Such A Waste Of Our Potential, Like Three-way Lamps Using One-way Bulbs.

We Are Irritated By Rascals, Intolerant Of Fools, And Prepared To Love The Rest. But Where Are They?

Some Women Love Only What They Can Hold In Their Arms; Others, Only What They Can't.

Tough And Funny And A Little Bit Kind: That Is As Near To Perfection As A Human Being Can Be.