Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love

Women Are Afraid Of Mice And Of Murder, And Of Very Little In Between.

Men Enjoy Being Thought Of As Hunters, But Are Generally Too Lazy To Hunt. Women, On The Other Hand, Love To Hunt, But Would Rather Nobody Knew It.

If You Must Reread Old Love Letters, Better Pick A Room Without Mirrors.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

When We Discuss Those We Love With Those Who Do Not Love Them, The End Of Love Is Near.