Mr. President, Call The Toady

Democracy Is A Government Where You Can Say What You Think Even If You Don't Think. Politicians Are The Same All Over. They Promise To Build A Bridge Where There Is No River.

What The Scientists Have In Their Briefcases Is Terrifying.

No Matter How Humble A Man's Beginnings, He Achieves The Stature Of The Office To Which He Is Elected.

Of All Cities In The United States I Have Seen, San Francisco Is The Most Beautiful.

He Who Cannot Eat Horsemeat Need Not Do So. Let Him Eat Pork. But He Who Cannot Eat Pork, Let Him Eat Horsemeat. It's Simply A Question Of Taste.