Mr. Janet Reno? I Think

There Are Some Power-abusing, Corrupt Monsters In Our Federal Government That Despise Me Because I Have The Audacity To Speak The Truth.

It Grabs Me, But Not As Much As It Grabs Some Of The Other People That Rave About Them. With The Black Keys, I'm Missing Crescendos With The Sax, Keyboard Or Guitar Solo. It Never Comes To Me. All My Favorite Music Is Rife With Crescendo And I'm Not Hearing Enough With Them. If You Can Get The Black Keys To Hear This, Tell Them I Offer My Crescendo Guitar Anytime They Desire It.

I Make A Pussy Purr With The Stroke Of My Hand.

Those Original, Black, Spirited, Defiant, Rebellious Musical Masters. Chuck Berry Was One Of The First Masters Of Les Paul's New Electric Guitar; He Pretty Much Laid Down The Gauntlet, And I Don't Think Anybody's Ever Beat Him Since. Way Before The British Invasion, I Was Tuned Into The Black Guys That Created The British Invasion. Without Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Lightnin' Hopkins, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry And The Motown Hits, There Would Be No Beatles.

I'm Repulsed At The Concept Of Man-on-man Sex, I Think It's Against Nature, I Think It's Strange As Hell, But If That's What You Are, I Love You. I'm Not Going To Judge People's Morals. I Say Live And Let Live.