Mouse, N. An Animal Which

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.

Crayfish, N. A Small Crustacean Very Much Resembling The Lobster, But Less Indigestible.

Diary, N. A Daily Record Of That Part Of One's Life, Which He Can Relate To Himself Without Blushing.

Marriage, N: The State Or Condition Of A Community Consisting Of A Master, A Mistress, And Two Slaves, Making In All, Two.

Understanding, N. A Cerebral Secretion That Enables One Having It To Know A House From A Horse By The Roof On The House. Its Nature And Laws Have Been Exhaustively Expounded By Locke, Who Rode A House, And Kant, Who Lived In A Horse.