Mothers Are The Only Race

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

We Are The Only Nation In The World That Waits Till We Get Into A War Before We Start Getting Ready For It.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.