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Making Miracles Is Hard Work, Most People Give Up Before They Happen.

I Draw From My Family And My Friends And I Feel Like That Small-town Person. The Achievements, The Materialistic Possessions Have Really Become To Mean Less. They Mean Nothing.

All My Friends Say I Have To Get Right Back On The Bike. And I Keep Saying Maybe Not A Bike.

Then When I Cut My Hair Short, My Career Tanked For About Four Years!

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.