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Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.

I Have Too Many Credit Cards. You Know What Happened? Someone Stole One And I Didn't Notice. I Noticed When I Got That Bill. Whoa! It Was So Much Less! I'm Letting Him Keep It. I'm Saving Money!

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.