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Giving Your Book To Hollywood Is Like Turning Your Daughter Over To A Pimp.

Whenever Somebody Comes Up With A Good Idea, There's Somebody Else Who Has Never Had A Good Idea In His Life Who Stands Up And Says, "oh, You Can't Do That..."

Success Will Ruin Your Life.

What Do I Know About Sex? I’m A Married Man.

Colleges Typically Did Not Tell You That Ninety Percent Of Your Education Came After You Hung The Parchment On The Wall. People Might Ask For A Rebate.