Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.