Most Of The Time You're

I Am Going To Dedicate Myself, Full Time, To My Day-drinking.

I Was A Little Excited But Mostly Blorft. "blorft" Is An Adjective I Just Made Up That Means 'completely Overwhelmed But Proceeding As If Everything Is Fine And Reacting To The Stress With The Torpor Of A Possum.' I Have Been Blorft Every Day For The Past Seven Years.

Don't Be Too Precious Or Attached To Anything You Write. Let Things Be Malleable.

Every Kid Has Something They're Good At, That You Hope They Find And Gravitate Toward.

Not Only Is My Wardrobe Totally Average, My Body's Totally Average. I Love All The Candy-fantasy Fulfillment Of Sex And The City.